The newspapers sure know how to give a girl a heart attack – and how to sell newspapers!
The headlines on the bill boards all the way down the streets were “Killer Shark Attack” and such likes. When I saw the first one I nearly crashed my car. Holy crap – I was in the sea on Friday. Ok, I am usually in the sea on Fridays, but still.
I rushed onto the office and grabbed the paper. “Lifeguard savaged to death by shark”! Crap, crap, crap!
Next thought – what beach? Scan the article…”A lifeguard watched in horror as his friend was savaged to death by a giant shark while they were swimming together at Port St Johns at the weekend” Port St, Port St Johns, not Port Elizabeth. Phew!!!! Phew!!!! Phew!!!!
Obviously it is really sad when ever anybody dies, but my first thoughts were purely selfish. Thank fully it was miles away from Port Elizabeth in an area that is renowned for attacks. Port Elizabeth is still safe????? Woo, hoo, this will probably not alleviate any fears I have but at least should not exacerbate them. For now I will continue to swim in groups and with my eyes shut.